Marijuana Strains That Makes My Girlfriend Horny

You know what feels good when you’re high? Everything!

Like shoving fistfuls of nachos in your mouth, cranking up the tunes, and making out with your girlfriend, Abigail. The reason most of us get a bit frisky when we grass up because embracing Mary Jane accentuates our senses, making it feel heavenly amazing to touch and be touched.

Cannabis is your aphrodisiac wingman– as long as you do not smoke an entire field.  A High Times survey revealed that about half of the surveyed individuals, who smoked pot before bumping-uglies felt aphrodisiac effects. Also, 70% of the pre-sex stoners experienced enhanced pleasure and satisfaction.

So, we at Dutch Cannabis Seeds are here today to address something men have been wondering about for centuries: which marijuana strain will make your gf horny to the level of an Emperor Penguin?

We recommend the following five:

Cherry Diesel - For Misty, Herculean Sex

If you crave to get incredibly hazy, but still want enough energy to have bed-breaking courtship for hours, Cherry Diesel is your calling. It’s a powerful blend of Turbo Diesel and Cherry OG and gives you an instant shot of energy. You will feel lively and euphoric, and the adrenaline rush will pull down your zipper before you can say cheese. And likewise, she would want to liberate herself and get nasty. Everybody wins.

As the name hints, Cherry Diesel tastes of diesel and cherries and inflicts a marvelous high thanks to its 15 - 18% THC content. Even after you and your gf are done reinventing the wheel, the relaxation induced by Cherry Diesel is divine. The only manageable downside is dry eyes and dry mouth, but then why open your eyes, when the game is all about sensually physical pleasures. From our own database Sativa's Sour Diesel is very similar to the effects of Cherry Diesel.

Granddaddy Purple - Less is More

Say hello to nature’s very own organic viagra!

Courtesy of its arousing combo of a relaxing high and cerebral euphoria, Granddaddy Purple is your gf’s ticket to the Bonerville. Its powerful effects are clearly noticeable in both your mind and body. In fact, you don’t even need half a dozen hits to heat things up, as a couple of deep drags of this indica will do the due remarkably.

While your gf’s thoughts might float in a dreamy sequence, her body is more likely to lock itself on your lap for the duration of the strain’s effects. The herb has a strong aroma of berries and grapes. Like the majority of heavy indica variants, Granddaddy Purple (17 - 24% THC) is typically used to relieve insomnia, stress, pain, and muscle spasms. All these effects come together in bed to break inhibitions and make everything feel frigging spectacular.

Your girlfriend can thanks us later after having the best orgasm of her life.

Ultimate Trainwreck - The Name Said It All

For times, you genuinely want to get your gf cloud nined and take a space trip with her to the beyond, I advise Ultimate Trainwreck. Just a bunch of hits of this 25% THC bad boy, and your soldier’s ready for heroic combats.

The strain is known to decimate your mental clarity, but in a rather fantastic way, while arousing your creativity and manhood simultaneously. It offers an earthy, skunky aroma with a tinge of sugary citrus punch. Your first whiff of the herb will spot a mainly sweet fragrance with traces of herbal notes. A deeper whiff will nail bits of musky undertones too.

If you and your delightful lady friend are down to get nastier than usual, but apprehensions are blocking the way, few drags of Ultimate Trainwreck will cool down your woman’s inhibitions and shyness into sweet acceptance.

Happy humping mates!

Bubblegum Kush - For Slow, Passionate Lovemaking

The first time I smoked Bubblegum Kush with my lover, we tried the herb in a pipe. The stormy high gave me a sensual kick and elevated my desire for touch. As we hit the bed, I right away noticed my body’s enhanced responsiveness to her touch. I’m a tad sensitive to tactile foreplay when stoned, and as she massaged my body, I could actually feel getting more stimulated than usual.

I’ll leave the next part to your imagination, but suffice to say Bubblegum Kush ballooned our intimacy to euphoric levels with profound moments of eye gazing and melting epithets. Afterward, my gf confessed to having a relaxed orgasm, contrary to her usual toe-curling, tension-fueled orgasms. Just so you know, the latter demands a lot of muscle clenching, which may cause fatigue or cramps.

A hybrid of OG Kush and fruity Bubble Gum from the Netherlands, this 80% indica strain gradually spreads its magic around your body, but once the herb is done, Bubblegum Kush is there to stay and make you happy.

Jillybean - For Kinky, Creative Sex

If, you and your girlfriend are bored with the regular stuff, and are down to trying new performances such as dirty talk or roleplay, then go the Jillybean way. It’s an ultra creative, uplifting as well as euphoric strain which makes it smoother to introduce new sexual activities into your love menu.

Therefore, ask yourself, what is it that you so want to try with your Lovelady that you’re having daydreams about it? Do you want her to put on that hot little red garment and goth makeup for foreplay? Well, Jillybeans can make it happen. At least, you won’t die wondering, trust me.

The herb is described as having flavors of mango and tangy orange and is the preferred choice for creative minds looking for uninhibited euphoria in the sack. The strain is bred by crossing Space Queen and Orange Velvet and carries 17 - 23% THC content. The strain is known to lessen stress, depression, and fatigue, which in turn liberates you and your dearest heart to make hay because the Jillybean sun is shining on both of you. From our own database we recommend Mango Skunk.

What are your All-Star strains to make your girlfriend horny as hell? Tell us in the comments section below!